No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
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i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
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Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
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