he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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