NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
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