My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
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Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
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I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
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