I wanna bring you to show and tell
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
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its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
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Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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