She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
it's like heaven, but drunker
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
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