"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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