I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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