yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
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she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
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Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
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