Pappa wants mamma naked
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
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Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
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I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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