I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
i dont even know how to be here
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
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