we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
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