Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
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