She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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