The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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