NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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