I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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