I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
I love you.
Bad choice
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