there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
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Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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