I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
Randomize