Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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