I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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