can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
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