By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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