Need sex. Gaining weight.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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