I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
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Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
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Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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