I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
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