She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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