ugly people sure do ruin things
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
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Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
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I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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