Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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