Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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