this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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