So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
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