Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
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