Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
try to milk me bitch
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