I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
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i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
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When did we convert life to cartoon?
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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