The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
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Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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