Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
The Olympian is in my bed
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
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