I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
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What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
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I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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