I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
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still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
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If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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