so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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