let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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