ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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