How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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