Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
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Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
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He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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