there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
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I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
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It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...