Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
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some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
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Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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