I don't think brook has ever known best
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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