This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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