did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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