I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
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He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
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I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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