just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
He did a backflip because drugs
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Randomize
