question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
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There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
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I cannot FaceTime with your penis
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
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