Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
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just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
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he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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