You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
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I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
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My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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