i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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