Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
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I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
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So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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