Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
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