dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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