So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
and you said cock pushups were impossible
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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