Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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